Cats demand equal time. We have a dog page, we have to have a cat page. Cats do not come when called - they take a message and get back to you later.
Cats steal your food, your knitting, your seat, and your heart. They lay on their back to have their tummies rubbed, and then shred your arm with their claws. They are complicated, contrary and inconsistent. And that's just the way we like them!