and the military way. This week, for your amusement, I present a site – the Naval Safety Centre – that summarizes weekly mishap reports. The headline What Could Possibly Be More Relaxing Than Messing Around with Propane and Potatoes? would seem to say it all – but no, it gets funnier than that. Even funnier is that I know guys who have tried this – only they used hairspray as the propellant. And even they didn’t … no, I won’t spoil it – go read it for yourself. Those of you with sons – be afraid. Be very afraid.