A big round Zen Moon face was cruising over the forest, calm and ethereal in the night sky. It was not alone among Zen Moons, but they took turns, because it would be too confusing to have multiple moons overhead.
Two Fertility Goddesses were out for a pleasant stroll
along the moonlit road, which was paved with Potholed Rectangles.
“Damn,” she said Ms Turquoise as she turned her ankle for the third time. “I wish I didn’t have to walk down this path of potholes.”
“Well,” said Ms Purple, who had so far, annoyingly, managed to step lightly over the pot-holes in a way that was really starting to get on Ms Turquoise’s nerves, “Why don’t you turn into a bird and fly over the forest?”
Ms Turquoise stared at the other goddess. “And just how is that supposed to work, d’ya suppose,” she said, with sarcasm dripping from every syllable.
“Why,” just like this, said Ms Purple, who made a little hop up into the air, and transformed into a purple bird, and flew up, up, and as she did so, the Zen Moon turned into a Purple Man in the Moon, and it was so dark,
that she promptly flew into an Oak tree and got tangled up in the leaves and branches.
and after flailing around in the tree for a bit, turned back into a goddess and dropped to the ground with a splash.
“Bother,” she cussed softly, and looked daggers at Ms Turquoise, daring her to comment.
“Ha!,” said Ms Turquoise, always up for a dare. “Better you should have turned yourself into an owl. At least you could then see to fly in the dark! All kinds of owls in these parts.”
“I don’t do owls.” said Ms Purple. “I hate the taste of mice, and my neck aches for a week after from all that head turning.”
“Heh!” cackled Ms Turquoise. “So much for your idea. Don’t pay to fly if’n you can’t see.”
“Well,” said Ms Purple, somewhat grumpily from the ground where she sat, “Why don’t you just grow feathers and fly away.”
“Ha – and have someone take a shot at me with an Arrow?” snapped Ms Turquoise.
“I could really use a cup of coffee and a snack.” sighed Ms Purple, examining a tear in her dress.
“Me too, if it comes to that.”
replied Ms Turquoise.
Ms Turquoise offered her hand and pulled Ms Purple to her feet. Ms Purple picked off a few twigs and leaves and a stray feather from her dress, and then with one a cord,
they both turned into a coffee shop. They also got some donuts while they were there.
And they know that they have many facets, and don’t mind being round.
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