Baroque Cabs, Rose Quartz, Are you being Sardonyx?, Ocean Jasper

It was a dark and stormy night. A bad night to be out in it. But I drive a cab. So I’m out in it. I spend all my money on ornate 17th century art and then decorate my vehicle with it. I’m a baroque cab.

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s61017 Czech Shaped Beads - 7mm 2-Hole Baroque Cabs - Backlit Rubysol (10 grams)

I have so much stuff, I only have room for me and one passenger. I’m a “two-hole” cab.

C’mon on all you Uber dudes, I’d like to see you make puns like that.

I look out the window and see this dame I know. Rose Quartz is her name. She’s a one-of-a-kind.

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She’s soaking wet and the drops are hanging off her, sparkling in the night.

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s61025 Stone Beads OOAK -  Faceted Drops - Rose Quartz (strand)

There might be a moonstone up there somewhere

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s61027 Stone Beads OOAK -  Faceted Rondelles - Moonstone (strand)

But the night is as black as Onyx.

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s61039 Stone Beads - 13x18mm Rectangle - Black Onyx (strand)

Or Black Spinel

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Or even as black as lava. Cold lava, that is.

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I pull over, and she opens the door.

“Hey,” she says. “I haven’t seen you in forever, Amber.”

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“Get in,” I say. “And don’t call me Amber.”

“Surely, you jest.” she replied.

“And don’t call me Shirley,” I snapped.

“Fine,” she snapped back, Sardonyxly.

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s61035 Stone Beads OOAK -  Faceted Freeform - Sardonyx (strand)

“What do you want me to call you?”

“Ohhhh,” I pause, thinking fast, “Sean. Sean Jasper.”

“Oh, Sean Jasper.” She repeated. “Okay, Ocean Jasper.”

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s61044 Stone Pendant - OOAK -  Faceted Oval - Ocean Jasper
s61046 Stone Pendant - OOAK -  Faceted Oval - Ocean Jasper
s61047 Stone Pendant - OOAK -  Faceted Oval - Ocean Jasper

“Listen,” she says. “I need a favor. I’m between a Rock Crystal and a hard place. It’s a one-of-a-kind opportunity. Or, very limited, anyway.”

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“I get the point, sister.”

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“What is it?” I ask, knowing that whatever it was, it would be a druzy.

“I need a ride to the Electric Carnival.”

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I laughed.

“Okay,” I said. “You got it. I’ll drop you off at the gate. Or Agate.

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And with that – we sped away into the night. I knew she was going to meet her short, no-good, boyfriend. He’s a sailor, but making his living stealing on the high seas.

He’s a 2mm Pyrite.

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