Do you like your seed beads big?
Don’t be a fool – you want to say
That’s not a seed-type-bead – no way
Then p’raps you’d really like to use
A happy bag of thirty-twos?
These beads are kind of rough and ready
But there’s no need for hands too steady!
Fah! You scoff – you’re full of sins
I like my beads to come as twins!
And then I want – so please be kind
Beads so small they make me blind
They zing and shine like movie starlets
So give me small – give me Charlottes!
And because I’ve lots of Moxy
I’ll take some on-sale two-part Epoxy.
Each weekly sale ends Wednesday midnight
so catch those bargains, do it right
finalize before the clock strikes –
‘cuz when it does is when the price hikes.